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cuddleslikespie Asked: Hey, ima kitty 😐. Anyway my owner I'm guessing is having a hard time, at school. She says the school doesn't do anything about bulling. One time she was laying on her bed, I came up to her and she said to me: "WELP CUDDLES I'M FUCKING SHIT OUT OF LUCK.". I know I'm a cat but what can I do to cheer her up? Also ima kitty. (I know I'm being a little roleplayish now but I'm just being silly :3)

What

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Anonymous Asked: ok sorry but i just have to ask....why the hell do you have black circles around your eyes? xD

Burning flesh can become black, my friend.

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Anonymous Asked: What if OOC is a made up person made by Jeff?

[[OOC: Bow to my creator ]]

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Anonymous Asked: Well hey Jeff i am currently blogging about you and I was wondering if u could givem esome info on your next victims

If I gave you information,

I’d be giving myself away; do you think I’m an idiot.

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Anonymous Asked: do u luv me

No.

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Anonymous Asked: can you poop

Yes? 

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Anonymous Asked: Yeah, your milkshakes will never bring all the boys to the yard. They're too busy running away from that thing you got there called a knife.

This person gets it

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Anonymous Asked: Jane: I SHALL FIND YOU JEFF YOU TELETUBBIE SON OF A BITCH!!!

Teletubbie.

That’s a new one

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Anonymous Asked: What would you do if a fangirl was in your house

What do you think, Einstein? 

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Anonymous Asked: What is your biggest fear? Oh, and don't give me a bull-shit answer, everyone even the most cold blooded killer has fears.

Hypothetically speaking; maybe I do have a fear.

But why would I tell you what it was?

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