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Anonymous Asked: Jeff...I kinda c-can't g-go the sleep I w-was born w-without e-eyelashes I-I'm r-really s-sorry.... :,(

It’s not impossible to sleep without eyelashes.

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Anonymous Asked: Why are you always smiling it's so creepy please stop it

Yeah, because I care.

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Anonymous Asked: Um well *kisses* have u had ur first kiss if not there u go ;)

That literally had no affect on me, this is text you idiot.

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Anonymous Asked: what is 10000000000 plus 50000000000 please don't be a son of a bich

60000000000

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cuddleslikespie Asked: Hey, ima kitty 😐. Anyway my owner I'm guessing is having a hard time, at school. She says the school doesn't do anything about bulling. One time she was laying on her bed, I came up to her and she said to me: "WELP CUDDLES I'M FUCKING SHIT OUT OF LUCK.". I know I'm a cat but what can I do to cheer her up? Also ima kitty. (I know I'm being a little roleplayish now but I'm just being silly :3)

What

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Anonymous Asked: ok sorry but i just have to ask....why the hell do you have black circles around your eyes? xD

Burning flesh can become black, my friend.

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Anonymous Asked: What if OOC is a made up person made by Jeff?

[[OOC: Bow to my creator ]]

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Anonymous Asked: Well hey Jeff i am currently blogging about you and I was wondering if u could givem esome info on your next victims

If I gave you information,

I’d be giving myself away; do you think I’m an idiot.

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Anonymous Asked: do u luv me

No.

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Anonymous Asked: can you poop

Yes? 

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